So today let's try out the new TRX suspension ropes.
(jokingly) Wait, so nobody has tried this? What if it's defective and breaks while I'm on it?
(jokingly) Well with our extended safety program you can be reimbursed for injuries like that, it's just another 39.99 each month on top of your current plan. Terms and conditions apply. Now if you want to sign up (whips out an imaginary sheet of paper) just sign on the dotted line... and there's a 9.99 initiation fee with 15.99 service charge.
